This is your action news reporter in the booth at the stadium,
Covering the disturbance at the football playoffs.
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did... half-time, I was just going down there
to get Ethel a snow cone.
Here he came right out of the cheap seats,
broken field runnin'... right down the middle of the field.
Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's.
Ran a post pattern and got out thru the concession stand.
I hollered up at Ethel, I said, "Don't look Ethel!"
It was too late... She'd already got a free shot.
Grandstanded... Right there in front of the home team!

From "The Streak" by Ray Stevens!

Animation by Barlekis the Wizard